How Am I Feeling? Swell!

I've been away for a few days.  I am hoping the following picture explains why:

 It's a long story, but basically I had to have a bone graft in my mouth to replace bone removed due to an infection a few months ago.  Surgery in sinuses does not a happy face make, my friends.  Can you even imagine looking in the mirror and seeing this ravishing beauty?  It's a dream come true.

Also I can't chew for four weeks.  Merry Christmas!  Happy New Year! 

I'll be back soon, but until then don't feel too sorry for me as I have Vicodin and Netflix OnDemand to keep me company.