I laughed so hard thinking of this person reading that article and becoming outraged and motivated enough to write those paragraphs. Today, though, I have some exciting news for Gon2TheDogs:
Yes, my long-awaited elliptical machine has been delivered and assembled! Today I begin the process of destroying it! Please watch for news stories out of Chicago about a woman who was running on the elliptical and somehow slipped and went crashing through a window and fell on an iron fence, because that will be me. Hey, at least there's no belt to drop my iPod down, but if anyone can find a way to do it, I can!