Monday, April 26, 2010

Stress Test


That's my mom, giving me "The Look," which she does about forty percent of the time.  I don't think I've grown into the daughter she thought she signed up for, but it's always good to know I can still shock her.

Let's talk about stress.  People that know me are shaking their heads in disgust right now.  My work is very intense but, um, it doesn't involve a lot of hours.  If I told you how many, you'd click out of your internet browser in disgust and probably put my picture on a dartboard.  When I talk about being busy, I just know that people that know me snort and hold back mean laughter.

Anyway, I never really think I am stressed out until it gets overwhelming.  Apparently my body reacts differently than normal, what a shockeroo that is.  Instead of feeling tense, I develop Vitiligo, my body eats its own pigment and my eyelashes turn white.  I think I'd rather have that than constant anxiety, but still, if you can avoid both, I think you'd sign up time after time.

Exercise helps stress.  I know this.  In fact I am heading out RIGHT THIS SECOND to see the beautiful Jackie Mosure and get my fat (and, oddly, flat) ass in gear.  I was just kind of curious what you guys do when you're stressed out.  Are there any tried and true remedies I never learned because I filled that part of my brain with too many rock operas?  Yes, I'm bragging that I can sing "Jesus Christ Superstar" from start to finish.  "Evita" too. 

13 comments:

  1. Smoking and drinking until you black out are very effective, and 100% in line with your diet/health plan.
    Also, a fresh bottle of poppers does the trick EVERY time.

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  2. Talking on the phone with a close friend, writing in my journal, going for a walk, having a glass of wine, stretching and watching a funny movie are all ways that I tackle stress. Oh, and what anonymous said.

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  3. What does your GOOFY looking mother have to do with your stress? Did you constantly cause her to be stressed out? That would explain her looks!

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  4. Acupuncture.

    Everything's alright yes, everything's fine.

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  5. Aunt Mae Mae you are not goofy looking!

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  6. Oh, I am so happy to see #1 anonymous commenting! It's my court-assigned Little Brother, Trainwreck Andrews. Thanks for the advice! If I ever want to follow in your footsteps I'll call you.

    Meg, all good advice, except the smoking. I paid attention in the 80's: Smoking Stinks.

    Anonynmous #2, good advice. Maybe I should try that.

    Anonymous #3, she's gorgeous but she can't take a good picture to save her life!

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  7. Definitely the exercise for me. I would have lost my noodle a long, looooong time ago if I was not diligent about this.

    I'm also finding that reconnecting with baseball has been a really great stress reliever. It might sound odd, but something about the pace of the game is a bit soothing, especially if I am listening to a radio broadcast of it. Probably reminds me of growing up when I was a kid nutso about baseball.

    Have a good training session!

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  8. Kevin, good advice. Football is what gets me through the fall, my least favorite time of year, so I get the baseball thing.

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  9. 1. Exercise. Especially watching a movie or bad tv show on the elliptical.

    2. Walking outside in the sunshine, maybe while talking about what is bothering you.

    3. Time spent with a certain little black dog.

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  10. I walk. I also complain. More than usual. Endorphins and self-indulgence mix beautifully, I've found.

    Hope things are better...

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  11. run like the police are chasing me - but i also do enjoy a walk along the lake maybe with a spiked slurpee :)

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  12. I recall some early morning night dance sessions to Jesus Christ Super Star. That could work, although it did really piss off the neighbors.

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  13. 1. Exercise. Especially watching a movie or bad tv show on the elliptical.

    2. Walking outside in the sunshine, maybe while talking about what is bothering you.

    3. Time spent with a certain little black dog.

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