Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Oh Hey Vicodin

Of course that jerk Lindsay Lohan had to steal my thunder by having mouth related surgery the same day as me.  STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY LIFE, LOHAN!

Everything went well, so well that I might not have to have the final surgery in August after all.  Please keep your fingers crossed for me.  That works every time. 

I am holed up on the couch with chocolate pudding and whipped cream and I am watching "Harold and Maude," so life could definitely be worse.

2 comments:

  1. Oh, Taryn, Taryn, Taryn. I leave for one long weekend and you become readdicted. Sigh. Well, drugs are as good a reason as any for squirting whipped cream directly into your mouth, which is what I pray you are doing. PLEASE BE DOING THAT I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO.

    Hope you are doing okay. I'll be thinking of you and crossing every limb possible that the August surgery is a no-go.

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  2. Oh, Taryn, Taryn, Taryn. I leave for one long weekend and you become readdicted. Sigh. Well, drugs are as good a reason as any for squirting whipped cream directly into your mouth, which is what I pray you are doing. PLEASE BE DOING THAT I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO.

    Hope you are doing okay. I'll be thinking of you and crossing every limb possible that the August surgery is a no-go.

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