Of course that jerk Lindsay Lohan had to steal my thunder by having mouth related surgery the same day as me. STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY LIFE, LOHAN!
Everything went well, so well that I might not have to have the final surgery in August after all. Please keep your fingers crossed for me. That works every time.
I am holed up on the couch with chocolate pudding and whipped cream and I am watching "Harold and Maude," so life could definitely be worse.