I'm wondering how panicked she is right now. Please note the Crocs, non-matching purse, and the hair that has not been brushed in six days. I am going to shake up the town at BlogHer, let me tell you.
In my defense, I am wearing plastic knock-off Crocs purchased hastily at Walgreen's in Florida because I got eleven blisters on my feet wearing new shoes the day before. One of them got infected and was nasty. I'd like credit for not posting pictures of that. SEE, MOM, I DO HAVE FILTERS.
The hair and the purse I have no excuse for, other than when I go on vacation I go on VACATION. I didn't shave or brush my hair for the entire trip and I wore the same dress three days in a row. Just in case one of my oral surgeons are reading this (and I should really just bang my head against a brick wall for having multiple oral surgeons, but I'm sure that would damage even more of my teeth) I did brush my teeth and wear deodorant. A lady has to have standards, after all. No comment on how often I changed my underpants.
So, Kate my buddy, are you sure you want to room with me? There's still time to fake a kidney stone!
DEAR GOD!! You need more than filters!
ReplyDeletehehe i enjoyed this :) love, your god daughter.
ReplyDeleteDarn Tarebear, I was really hoping to see a picture of the infected blister. ;)
ReplyDeletelurv, your fave cuz who is 6 months older!!! oh, wait that sucks now- its so not fun to be older anymore...
Well, you have to have something to use as leverage against The Fan; I know my white noise does not come without a price.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I have heavily sequined flip flops and am not afraid to wear them. Every day.
Well, you have to have something to use as leverage against The Fan; I know my white noise does not come without a price.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I have heavily sequined flip flops and am not afraid to wear them. Every day.