I think the two pictures above nicely show the excitement that's been happening around here.
I am the type of person who thinks that when a doctor says I will be better in four days, he really means two. Because of this, I have three times now gone to Target and walked around and ended up in agonizing pain after declaring myself "all better." My mother has now confined me to the house for another week, mostly because I'm sure she's sick of the phone calls where I'm absolutely shocked I am still in pain after walking a half a block to Walgreens and browsing for half an hour.
I'm willing to admit that the doctors are right and this stupid thing will take another week to heal. Please prepare yourself for more exciting updates.