It's the Howliday Season

Merriest of Christmases from me and poor dignity-stripped Cooper.

When you read about a dog in Chicago mauling a lady to death while wearing a reindeer costume, know that it was completely justified as I make him do that one humiliating trick where he has to hold the bone on his nose until I say he can have it.

His life is hard but I do buy him premium dog food from Costco, so there are bright spots.