Points to Ponder (or Ignore)

• I just came THISCLOSE to driving into the service pit at Jiffy Lube.  Seriously, all the color drained out of the mechanic's face.  He was directing me to go left, but it sure looked like he pointed right to me.  Wouldn't that have been fun?  I am sure it would have made the local news, and I am having a good hair day.
• Extra karma points:  It was Kerry's car.  Aren't I the BEST sister?
• I am off bed rest and loving my exciting life.  Right now I'm at the library.  Earlier it was McDonald's.  I'm also on my fourth paint by number.   I am sure my future biographer will find this information extremely vital
• Yesterday I officially moved out of my condo and I now legally live with my parents.  I'm living the dream right now!  Bittersweet to say goodbye to the place I have lived for almost nine years, but I'm excited about my new house, if the bank ever gets around to approving my offer.
• My sister Annie is in Hawaii right now and I hate her.
• My little cousins stayed with us last weekend.  I went into the bathroom for five minutes and came out like this:

• I call it Surprise Clown.  It was a big hit.  Only a little bit of psychological trauma imposed on the children.
• I was inspired to try face painting by my friend Stacia.  She may be a little better than me. 
• It also works great to do it on Facetime.  My goddaughter was very surprised.
• My lovely mom turned 60.  She threatened to go to the Extreme Skateboarding Park on the day before to celebrate her last day in her 50's.  She did not.  I am pleased because I need her to wait on me.
• I wish I didn't need her to wait on me.
• Little Cousin Julie, the baby of my 32 first cousins on my mom's side, turned 12 last weekend.  She got a cell phone and was very excited about it.  They went out to dinner and she went to the bathroom.  While she was gone, her brother's phone buzzed at the table.  It was a text from Julie.  "Hey."  
• My surgery is schedule for November 18th, which is a lot better than the original date of December 22nd.  Five more weeks and I can be recovering from something instead of just stagnating, hurray!
• Why do crazy people hang out in libraries so much?  Come on, scientists.  Abandon cancer research and figure this out.
• No, I'm not talking about me.