"IF I Did It" by Cooper the Dog

(Editor's Note:  My sister Kerry has become obsessed with the OJ Simpson murder case.  Last week, I was at the library and she asked me to check out the book that OJ wrote about the murder "If I Did It."  It was one of the most embarrassing things she has ever made me do, and that's saying a lot.

This morning, Kerry brought Cooper into my bedroom and announced he was writing a book about my accident. I think you'll all agree it'll be a best seller.)

IF I did it, and I'm not saying that I did it, she might have been taking me for a walk.  I may have seen another dog at the other end of the park.  If I did it, I might have pulled a little too hard on the leash, pulling her along behind me.  There may have been a pop from her hip area, and I may have been the only one to notice it.

It started with a little bit of pain and got worse from there.  Eventually the finger pointing got to me.  Everyone told her it had to have been me who had done it, but she'd look at my sweet little face and my adorable wagging tail and she'd blame it on everyone else but me.  Then she'd dress me up as a reindeer and I'd stop myself from ripping off her face with my teeth.

IF I did it, it was the only way to get out of the city and to live at my grandma's house.  If I did it, I had no other choice, and I have no regrets.

All residuals from Cooper's book will go to the Taryn Wright Movie Rental Foundation for Those With Hip Injuries.