Good news. I've finally gotten off my "life isn't fair, I had bad depression followed by fourteen months of hip ickyness so I'm going to eat chocolate covered pretzels and peach rings all day every day" diet.
Bad news: I've gained quite a bit of weight on my effed up hip odyssey.
Good news: Since I've lost 110 lbs before, I know what to do to lose this NINETY pounds.
Yes, you read that right. I started this blog and needed to lose forty pounds. Two years later, it's ninety. Follow my advice, Internet people! I am the new Susan Powter!
Bad news: It was very very very hard to admit that to you guys, Internet People.
Good news: I did and it's over and done with.
Bad news: I am not going to be able to exercise for a long, long time.
Good news: Most of weight loss is through diet, anyhow.
More good news: I've lost some weight in the last two weeks. Not sure how much, but this one pair of pants that looked like they were bike shorts now look normal.
Even more good news: I'm going to share what I'm doing with you guys, but not until Monday.
BUT... now that I've shocked you all with this news of yo yo dieting and weight gain while on bed rest, I need your help.
Can everyone who reads this please tell me what they eat for breakfast on a normal day?
This is my problem area for sure and I need some ideas.
Good news: It's warm here and sunny. I'm sitting on my parents' screen porch.
Bad news: They have it encased in plastic for the winter so I am having flashbacks to those scenes in ET where the government comes and bubbles up the house. Oh my gosh I was so terrified of that when I was a kid!
See what I mean? I am just waiting for Elliott to ride by on a bicycle.