Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Stork Short

My sister Kerry announced today that she's decided she wants to have a baby some day in the future.  This was definitely a new development.

"Yeah," she said casually, "I'm going to have to do it.  For no other reason than to see what it would look like.  No other reason at all.  It's like those PopSecret Magic Color microwave popcorn bags from the 90s.  I want to pop one out and see what's been hiding inside the bag."

I suppose babies have been brought into this world for more ridiculous reasons, but that one's pretty close to the top, huh?


  1. Tar--you better get dibs on godmother now.

  2. Carrie around on July 22? If so, she's welcome to substitute for some baby-popping. More than welcome, actually. Like do-it-for-me-and-I'll-pay-you-in-gold-leaf-popcorn welcome.