I was vacuuming the front porch the other day and accidentally sucked up an ant. My mind immediately wondered if his family and friends were watching from their safe corners, traumatized. What if they went home and wrote a musical number to serve as a warning to young ants as to the dangers of humans and vacuums, like in "An American Tail" when tall the mice sing "There Are No Cats in America?"
Then I tried to come up with a couple of lyrics for the song the ants would write to warn against humans and vacuums but it was a little tough because I don't know if ants speak English or not.
That is sadly and seriously exactly how my brain works.
If someone steals my idea for an ant based Broadway musical about their fear of humans, I am suing.