Comments on Inner Fat Girl: Catch Up

I agree that Rachel Ray is a dark and disturbing c...

2010-03-05T06:23:18.915-06:00

I agree that Rachel Ray is a dark and disturbing creature. Some guy at a bar once told me I looked like her. I murdered him and buried his body in a salt mine.

I watched the first season, and then couldn't ...

2010-03-04T15:03:44.402-06:00

I watched the first season, and then couldn't do it ever again.
Ryan Seacrest and Rachel Ray are two of the most over exposed people on the planet. Jesus should have their PR peeps.
She's even on crackers! I may never eat a Ritz again...wait, that would be a good thing actually.
If they would just put her on Girl Scout cookies!

Kim, I love sour cream. It's a total mental b...

2010-03-04T10:41:38.259-06:00

Kim, I love sour cream. It's a total mental block with yogurt and it's because I read when I was a kid that it was alive and it eeked me out. I know, not normal.

You need to abandon your hatred of Seacrest and watch Idol! It is so cool to see those kids go from being raw and unstylish to be confident pop stars with paparazzi assault charges and a cocaine problem! The American Dream, live on TV, sixteen hours a week!

Oysters [insert gag reflex here] but not yogurt!? ...

2010-03-03T15:43:27.088-06:00

Oysters [insert gag reflex here] but not yogurt!?
Do you like sour cream? Greek yogurt is more like sour cream, not even close to Yo-blech or Dan-noidon'tthinkso. But I digress.

Those freeze dried blueberries are a yummy snack food, and I believe the serving portion is one (1) whole entire bag of non-guilty pleasure.

You couldn't make me watch Idol with your eyeballs. Two words - Ryan Seacrest. My feelings about him are = to oysters (or yogurt for you). Slimey and disgusting.

Kim, I can't eat yogurt because the very idea ...

2010-03-03T14:34:43.813-06:00

Kim, I can't eat yogurt because the very idea of it turns my stomach. I know, crazy train, and I eat oysters and all sorts of other weird stuff, but yogurt makes me want to hurl.

Kate, I missed the last Idols since the season that Chris Daughtry was on it. This is because my sister made fun of me so badly that I bowed to her peer pressure. I have never even heard an Adam Lambert song. I think I could pick him out of a line-up from reading dlisted, though.

I liked Andrew last week, but I have a soft spot for socially awkward underdogs. I blame it on my love of sports movies with soaring soundtracks and obvious moral lessons.

NO. Not Alex Lambert! His very name offends me bec...

2010-03-03T13:56:32.373-06:00

NO. Not Alex Lambert! His very name offends me because it reminds me of Adam Lambert and that's offensive, because I LOVE ADAM LAMBERT SO MUCH IF HE EVER GOES STRAIGHT I AM GETTING A DIVORCE. I'm throwing my support behind Andrew, he of the Intriguing Neck Tattoo and Interestingly Diverse Family. Though last night he didn't really do so well.

Sorry about the Fiber One reaction. We must suffer for our beauty. Or, actually, in this case, others must suffer for it.

Assisting you in your newly found blueberry love f...

2010-03-03T12:17:16.355-06:00

Assisting you in your newly found blueberry love fest: freeze dried blueberries from...you guessed it, Trader Joe's...are great in their 2% Greek yogurt.
Curious fact: the 2% yogurt has more protein than the whole and non-fat.